assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

(via acciofallenangels)

aphelia:

untitled by JohannesM on Flickr.
jewist:

48 (by dartar)

loongbottom:

Crazy sex tips that work on your man!


When he comes on your hand wipe it on his forehead and whisper "simba"

(via the-firehouse-princess)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via weareridersonamission)

cabinporn:

Cabin on Vestmann Island, Iceland.
Contributed by Noémie Varin-Lachapelle.
notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache
babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.
externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via weareridersonamission)


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